Celebrate the beauty and sexuality of bicycles. Bicycles are objects of human desire. Objectification of bicycles. Humans make bikes; human make babies too. Bicycles are brought into life as adults. Don’t use the term ‘riding’ or ‘rider’. ‘Ride or ‘riding’ is a dominant relationship term. Use ‘cyclist’ instead. Fantasies of the bicycle as ‘other’. Always be Bike Positive. Both bikes and human deteriorate when inactive. Bike must be invited to be a full partner in the endeavour. Bicycles as passive receivers of human lust does not provide fulfilment.