The jokes just write themselves…

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-11062193

How do you un-glue a protester?

Climate campaigners superglued themselves to a car park gate during a demonstration on Monday. How are they released?

It is the latest tactic used by direct action activists to make sure they stick in the public consciousness – but you definitely should not try it at home.

Climate campaigners in Edinburgh are the latest to superglue themselves to premises in order to make a point – a technique designed to cause maximum disruption to police.

A Scotland Yard spokesman says its officers use a “fluid de-bonding agent” to detach them, but declined to specify exactly which one for operational reasons.

I suppose that if the police told us all how to defeat superglue, that society would become unstuck at the hands of adhesive terrorists.

Further punnage welcome below…