purple prose, meet excess gravitas …

[www.washingtonpost.com]

Among other things, al Qaeda and its offshoots are building a massive and dynamic online library of training materials — some supported by experts who answer questions on message boards or in chat rooms — covering such varied subjects as how to mix ricin poison, how to make a bomb from commercial chemicals, how to pose as a fisherman and sneak through Syria into Iraq, how to shoot at a U.S. soldier, and how to navigate by the stars while running through a night-shrouded desert. These materials are cascading across the Web in Arabic, Urdu, Pashto and other first languages of jihadist volunteers.

“How to shoot at a U.S. soldier”? Really?

I wonder if that one begins:

First: find an American soldier…

…not to mention:

Person 1: “Hello! I’m a Syrian fisherman! See? Here’s one I caught earlier!”

Person 2, an Iraqi Policeman: “So why don’t you sound like a Syrian fisherman?”

Person 1, (rattled) “Erm… ‘Ar-har Jim Lad…’”

Person 2: <translated>“You’re nicked, sonny Jim, come along quietly now…<cosh><thud>”</translated>

…not to mention the plethora of resources to help you navigate by the stars.

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  1. Stephen Usher
    re: purple prose, meet excess gravitas …

    Hmm…

    “These materials are cascading across the Web in Arabic, Urdu, Pashto and other first languages of jihadist volunteers.”

    Such as English, no doubt?

    As for making bombs and the poisons mentioned. Anyone with ‘A’ level chemistry can work out much of that from first principles anyway.

    It’s all smoke, mirrors and alarmist propaganda.

    Yes, there is a problem. However, the current knee jerk “we’ll make new laws”, “we’ll ban organisations we don’t like” and “we’ll lock people up for sedition” will do nothing to help matters, only make the problem worse and bring a police state ever closer.

    It would be far better to work on the disease rather than trying to supress the symptoms and have a “cure” arguably worse than the disease itself. Laudanum cured the pain, but it made you an opium addict.

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