“Railway Children” for the new millennium

An idea that came up in discussion with a friend / cynical-former-eng-lit-student last night: an update of The Railway Children with a darker twist that is more in keeping with Government’s desire to keep us all in fear modern sensibilities.

Three children escape an abusive family life at a caravan site – their father widely assumed to have absconded from his duties as laid-out by the CSA – by indulging in undirected creative play near a railway line. They are taken into temporary foster care by the local Social Services department for being at risk of grooming as demonstrated by their persistent attempts to interact with unknown adults who pass by in railway carriages. Their mother is assigned to attend parental awareness training.

Absconding and returning to the railway some months later, and witnessing a landslip due to subsidence caused by a unmaintained mineshaft closed during the Thatcher regime, the eldest girl is tragically electrocuted by the live rail whilst trying to halt a train that will never come, because the line was closed weeks previously, due to lack of government bailout for mismanaged private enterprise.

Wendy Richard stars, as the mother; whoever is the current Front/Loaded/GQ bird-of-the-month will play Bobby, since Anna Friel has long outgrown the role.

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3 responses to ““Railway Children” for the new millennium”

  1. Stephen Usher
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    Grr. My previous post got posted by accident. Anyway.

    Surely, another version would be:-

    A middle class family is broken up when the father, flying over to the USA, is mistaken for a member of a terrorist group and is locked up in a jail without trial. At home, because of this the family are made bankrupt by the forclosure of thier morgage and are forced to leave their home in London. The mother, being enterprising, manages to get a motor home to live out of and parks it in the midst of Wiltshire, quite close to a branchline.

    For a while everything is fine. The children, tutored by their mother, play outside and wave to the passing passengers. It isn’t long, however, until the local villagers, who are actually only there at the weekend as all the houses are second homes, try to evict the family from their abode. Meanwhile, because of unseasonal torrential rain, an embankment collapses. The children do their best to stop the train which is rushing towards them but fail. The train derails and kills three people. The children are then sued by the railway company for causing the crash and also prosecuted for trespass on the railway line. The mother finds that social services have discovered their plight when officers arrive and take the children into care at the same time that she is evicted from the land she’s parked upon. She has no money to pay for fuel and so is forced to leave the motorhome, which is taken by the DVLA to be crushed due to car tax not being paid.

    The mother is then left homeless and dies of hypothermia somewhere under a hedge.

  3. alecm
    This has vast potential for amusement…

    …has anyone else got alternate “Railway Children” plot synopses?

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