Yes, Simon, but isn’t it all getting a little bit too much I’m Spartacus!, No, I’m Spartacus!, No, I’m Spartacus!, … ?

/me hides in a corner and waits for the voice of the one and only true, amateur, free-software, non-commercial, non-32bit-colour-icon-fuzzy-mascot-we-have-a-righteous-.org-domain open-source advocate to arise, and wonders: who will speak for them?