I almost wish I had a Microsoft Windows system, so that I could try this out:

[privacybird.com]

AT&T invites you to download the new AT&T Privacy Bird software for free. This software will help Internet users stay informed about how information they provide to Web sites could be used. The AT&T Privacy Bird automatically searches for privacy policies at every website you visit. You can tell the software about your privacy concerns, and it will tell you whether each site’s policies match your personal privacy preferences. The software displays a green bird icon at Web sites that match, and a red bird icon at sites that do not.

Pretty pretty little cartoon birdie… I wonder if it provides SNMP alerts.