http://www.snopes.com/sports/football/williams.asp We hope we don’t detract from the attention Doug Williams merited with his on-field performance by noting that our own favorite silly pre-Super Bowl question-and-answer exchange (apocryphal or not) involved one of his opponents in that Super Bowl: Another unidentified questioner posed this one to several players: “If you could be a tree, what kind of tree would you be?” This produced perhaps the best answer in Super Bowl history, from Broncos defensive end Walter Bowyer, who said, “a cheese tree.”