explanation for the bump on the left foot arch?

(tags: plantar fibromatosis)

the undercarriage had been crushed and the hold doors had popped clean off their hinges, I was able to simply pick my bag out of the wreckage and carry on through customs. Not only was it the fastest I’ve ever cleared Heathrow on arrival, my luggage was a

(tags: heathrow plane crash airplane)

“Dude, you can’t take something off the Internet… That’s like trying to take pee out of a swimming pool.” — so true, so true…

(tags: funny Humour quote)