The Alameda-Weehawken Burrito Tunnel

The everyday drama of delivering fresh burritos to the East Coast of the USA

The launch tube for the burritos lies just under the tunnel mouth and looks like what it is: an enormous gun. Every four seconds a ‘slug’ of ten burritos, white with frost, ratchets into the breech. A moment later it flies into the tunnel with a loud hiss of compressed gas, and the lights dim briefly as banks of powerful electromagnets accelerate the burritos to over two hundred miles an hour. By the time they pass Stockton three minutes later the burritos will be traveling faster than the Concorde, floating on an invisible magnetic cushion as they plunge into the lithosphere….

Admit it, you didn’t know.

[hat-tip: rob diamond]

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2 responses to “The Alameda-Weehawken Burrito Tunnel”

  1. A bit late for April Fool’s Day!
    I guess this is the US equivalent of the Treacle Mines.

  2. What happens if you step on a treacle mine ? 🙂

    (Yes, I know it’s not really that sort of a mine..)

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