Police hunt farting dissident

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Police in Poland have launched a nationwide hunt for a man who farted loudly when asked what he thought of the president.

Hubert Hoffman, 45, was charged with “contempt for the office of the head of state” for his actions after he was stopped by police in a routine check at a Warsaw railway station.

He complained that under President Lech Kaczynski and his twin brother Jaroslaw, the country was returning to a Communist style dictatorship.

When told to show more respect for the country’s rulers, he farted loudly and was promptly arrested.

Hoffmann was arrested and released on bail but failed to turn up at a Warsaw court early this week to be tried, and the judge in the case rejected an appeal by defence lawyers to throw the charges out.

A court spokesman said: “Such a case of disrespect is taken very seriously.”

Instead the court ordered the police to start a nationwide hunt for the man, and interpol have been alerted.

Via Andrew Bulhack, who adds:

When you get beyond the gross-out-Hollywood-comedy elements of this story, it starts looking rather disturbing. The implication is that, in Poland, the police are routinely stopping people, asking them what they think of the president, and arresting those who give the wrong answer. Given that the EU is bringing pressure to bear on Turkey to scrap its laws against “insulting Turkishness” before even thinking about being admitted to the EU, one of its own member states behaving in this fashion beggars belief.

Incidentally, if an Australian was stopped by Australian Federal Police outside SouthernCross Station, asked what he thought of the Prime Minister, and replied in this fashion, could he be charged with sedition? And if so, would he be?

Chris, any perspective from Oz?

Comments

5 responses to “Police hunt farting dissident”

  1. Chris Samuel
    re: Police hunt farting dissident

    Seems unlikely to me..

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_sedition_law

    “However, the amended laws no longer include specific penalties for uttering seditious words”.

    Phew!

  2. Nick Palmer
    re: Police hunt farting dissident

    Presumably, in the US they’d place a warrantless bug in the nether garments of suspected persons to catch rumblings of dissent…?

  3. Jon Hamlin
    re: Police hunt farting dissident

    Wow this is something you’d expect to see in The Onion rather than real news.

  4. Jacek S.
    re: Police hunt farting dissident

    Well, the problem with the story is that is is not completely accurate. According to the reports from Polish press (namely from “Gazeta”, the only Polish daily I still read), the guy was badly drunk when he was stopped by police. There was no mention of farting (could be a mis-translation of Polish “pu?ci? wi?ch?”, which means what some tv channels refer to as “coarse language”). He then expressed his views on the current Polish regime (nothing I would fundamentally disagree with), at which point he was charged with “contempt for the office of the head of state”.

    The thing is that while the current populist-fundamentalist regime in Poland often exhibits utmost stupidity and malice, even they are not quite that stupid. The president’s chief of staff actually advised the police and prosecutors to read more Gogol, and suggested that they should temper their legal zeal with some basic common sense.

  5. Eija
    re: Police hunt farting dissident

    I can’t stop laughing. That’s just too funny, I wonder what he ate before flatulating on command, that kind of talent is priceless.

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