Here is today’s breaking news…

Yesterday a possible terrorist plot was thwarted. The country’s airports were in chaos. American media has provided wild speculation that we are re-reporting because we can’t think of anything else to talk about, since there is no new information today.

Nobody has thought to go sift government press releases for information they are trying to “bury”.

Also, David Beckham has been dropped as England captain.

That is all you need to know.

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One response to “Here is today’s breaking news…”

  1. Stephen Usher
    re: Here is today’s breaking news…

    Yes, but reading the government press releases is boring.. and anyway, there’s no room in the running order for that sort of thing as the news is filled with endless, pointless on the spot items from journalists informing you that nothing interesting is happening at their location today, but it did yesterday so they’re retell that story again to fill the time.

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