HUNTING TO BE BANNED – HOORAY!I have absolutely no qualms about arresting evil hunters-with-dogs, they should be locked up and given counselling like common criminals. […]
Arresting foxhunters will be like shooting fish in a barrel (I won’t be surprised if the government try to ban that next). They will be cooperative and pleasant, they will admit the offence and they will never complain about the police. They will not smell because they regularly bathe, they will live nearby and will always attend the police station when required. In short, they will be a delight to work with.
Prior to the ban on hunting, police officers had to arrest anti-hunters: vile, student types with long hair and piercings who insisted on intimate knowledge of the law and who were represented by equally unpleasant solicitors. These people always lived miles away and would make complaints about the police as a matter of course. They always carried video cameras and would use them to gather evidence of the atrocities carried out by foxhunters and the police.
So you can see why I’m so happy at this change in the law: I’ll be able to spend more time on my paperwork and be less time arresting people and bringing them before the courts. […]
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