DailyMash are getting really good. Vindictive, but good…

PEOPLE’S princess Jordan has agreed to marry Argentinian Leandro Penna to prevent war between his country and the British Empire.

The timeless beauty, who holds a cherished place in every true Englishman’s heart, agreed to the union as the shadow of war with Argentina loomed once more over our great nation. […]

via The Daily Mash – Jordan’s hand in marriage to avert war.