a mystery, explained

So, up in Preston I ran into Paul (otherwise known as Gun-Mad Paul, since there were many Pauls in Aberystwyth and therefore modifying local custom people became widely known by nicknames: Gun-Mad Paul, Strange-Behaving Dave, Blue-Haired Elaine, and so forth) – who aside from having an encyclopaedic knowledge of firearms is also a toxicologist, and rather a good one at that.

He explained to me something that I’ve always sworn was true, but never had any external evidence for – that Tea is actually a stronger stimulant than Coffee, being laden with Theobromine and other stuff that I can’t remember the name of – and it also has a significant caffeine content, comparable to coffee.

If I understood it right, the trick is: the caffeine in tea won’t be digested by the body unless the body is already set-up to digest caffeine, eg: from recent exposure to coffee or similar, so that something called a cascade (?) has already been set up.

This would explain my occasional experience with something I call wake-up juice which is a mug of darkly-stewed Indian-based tea, served with sugar and a couple of teaspoons of instant coffee, which I have always sworn has a stronger action than would be expected of the sum of its individual components – my assumption being that once you’ve swung the body around to digesting caffeine, the rest kick in synergistically.

Next time I need to seriously wake up, I shall experiment.

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8 responses to “a mystery, explained”

  1. reha gur
    re: a mystery, explained

    nah, coffee has much more (300mg avg vs 60mg avg) caffeine than tea. You mention your “wake-up juice” as having sugar, so my guess would be a blood sugar spike that causes your kick.

  2. dead-man-walking
    re: a mystery, explained

    strong coffee (hot) and a bar of chocolate, preferrably of the dark kind, the one with lots of cocoa in it (if possible, get one with more than 35% cocoa).

    You can actually feel the kick setting in.

    For all other purposes (i.e. pleasant flavour) I drink tea, but I shall try your tea-with-instant-coffe trick.

    A question though – do you mix the instant coffee with the tea or do you take it at the side? Based on my own experience with mixing tea and coffee, the taste must be awfull… personally I’d rather prefer to eat the instant coffee rather than having it in the tea… YMMV, of course.

  3. alecm
    re: a mystery, explained

    i mix it, and the taste is quite, quite awful – which in itself is quite a stimulating experience… 😎

    a quad-ristretto would be much more effective, I suspect, but my espresso maker blew its seals some years ago and i have not seen fit to replace it yet.

  4. alecm
    re: a mystery, explained

    your coffee stat seems a bit high, compared to the 90..150mg stat cited at http coffeefaq.com/caffaq.html#HowMuchCaff — and the 30..70mg stat for tea cited therein.

    that’s what i base my theory on, plus the fact that in one cup i get 1) caffeine from coffee, 2) caffeine from tea, 3) theobromine+theophylline from tea … the net effect of all these being rather powerful.

    the sugar is there as a taste-killer.

  5. alecm
    re: a mystery, explained

    if you are a dark-chocolate lover, do you also find that Lindt 85% tastes rather dry and powdery? I much prefer the 70% …

  6. reha gur
    re: a mystery, explained

    nah, coffee has much more (300mg avg vs 60mg avg) caffeine than tea. You mention your “wake-up juice” as having sugar, so my guess would be a blood sugar spike that causes your kick.

  7. Marcus J. Ranum
    re: a mystery, explained

    What do you brits know of “gun mad” I ask?

    mjr.

  8. alecm
    re: a mystery, explained

    Just because you don’t get the chance to practice, doesn’t mean you can’t know an awful lot and study around the subject.

    Same goes for other fields of endeavour.

    Sex, for instance. 😎

    Paul possesses fewer (any?) guns nowadays, but rivals or possibly exceeds you in knowledge. It would be interesting to set up a competition between you two.

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