Because of this, I remember:

SERVE THE CAMERON. THE CAMERON IS YOUR FRIEND! The Cameron wants you to be happy. If you are not happy, you may be used as reactor shielding. The Cameron is crazy. The Cameron is happy. The Cameron will help you become happy. This will drive you crazy. Being a citizen of Alpha Complex is fun. The Cameron says so, and The Cameron is your friend. Rooting out traitors will make you happy. The Cameron tells you so. Can you doubt The Cameron? Being a Troubleshooter is fun. The Cameron tells you so. Of course the Cameron is right. Troubleshooters get shot at, stabbed, incinerated, stapled, mangled, poisoned, blown to bits, and occasionally accidentally executed. This is so much fun that many Troubleshooters go crazy. You will be working with many Troubleshooters. All of them carry lasers. Aren’t you glad you have a laser? Won’t this be fun? There are many traitors in Alpha Complex. There are many happy citizens m Alpha Complex. Most of the happy citizens are crazy. It is hard to say which is more dangerous – traitors or happy citizens. Watch out for both of them. The life of a Troubleshooter is full of surprises. Stay alert! ~~ Trust no one! ~~ Keep your laser handy!”

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