The driver of Mitsubishi Warrior LC54 CVF is a cowardly wanker

Normally riding home on the trike is a breeze; 99% of people are pleased to see you, wave, grin, kids point and you can read their lips going “I want one of those”…

…and then you run into the remaining 1%.

Around 1915h (ie: within the past 60 minutes) I was coming home along the Fleet Road when I heard a car horn some distance behind me.

I checked both my mirrors and saw a car or two behind me; I am not blocking the road or anything – I tend to ride with one wheel on the white line and the trike is about 90cm wide, so I occupy no more space than a bicycle ridden normally; it’s just that some drivers when confronted with something recumbent with three wheels and a yellow flag waving in the air, they fall into a stupified trance and forget they’re allowed to overtake.

It’s not my fault, and I try to help by waving them on when it’s safe.

So I checked the road ahead and waved him on in suggestion; he overtook, as did a couple of other cars in train behind him, and then a big black Mitsubishi Warrior 4×4 who’d been at the back of the queue. That the 4×4 was the guy who had honked earlier was confirmed to me when he did it again, at length, when overtaking. He then stuck his hand out the driver’s window and started making “wanking” hand-gestures.

Presumably this explains what he was doing behind the wheel instead of driving, because when I flipped him the bird in return, he swerved up onto the verge and slowed, in an apparent attempt to make me crash into the back of him.

Fortunately the Trice has disc brakes, and good ones. I pulled up, but he drove off – however I got his plate.

So, to the driver of a Black Mitsubishi Warrior 4×4 registration LC54 CVF who was in the vehicle on the A323 at around 1915h on Friday 11th July 2008:

  • you give 4×4’s a bad name
  • you’re a wanker
  • you’re a coward
  • you’re inconsiderate of other road users
  • and you’re a really bad driver

Comments

12 responses to “The driver of Mitsubishi Warrior LC54 CVF is a cowardly wanker”

  1. Yankee Doodle

    this is common in America, where drivers suffer from IPS – Inverse Penis Syndrome. The larger their vehicle, the smaller their equipment. And the more likely they are to act like a wanker.

  2. Weez

    Was he (I assume it was a he, naturally) wearing a hat?

  3. Neil

    As a generalisation, I find that the drivers of Mitsubishi Warriors do seem to be in the top percentage of aggressive and inconsiderate drivers. And that’s when I’m in the car.

    At the most extreme I have had one trying to drive me off the motorway because I beeped at him as he went to pull out just as I was about to pass him. But most are just acts of “I’m bigger than you and will bully my way to where I want to be”. Sad!

  4. Neil

    Ah, though I’ve realised that the Nissan Navarra looks the same to me. But anyway – oversized pickup trucks seem to attract more idiots.

  5. Martin Forssen

    Is not your bike a tadpole (two wheel in front and one back). If so the most forward part of the bike is usually the pedals and front cog wheel. That is metal and should make good marks on a shiny car… At least if one failed to brake completely so you just hit the car hard enough but not hard enough to not damage your bike.

    Not that I would ever do anything like that. I have, fortunately, yet to meet a driver even remotely as stupid as the one you encountered.

  6. >Is not your bike a tadpole (two wheel in front and one back). If so the most forward part of the bike is usually the pedals and front cog wheel. That is metal and should make good marks on a shiny car…

    True, but it might damage the chainrings.

    Much better to deal with the driver, not the vehicle, and the thing they miss when you’re on the trike is that when you stand up you are 6’4, 18st and pissed off.

  7. Martin Forssen

    > True, but it might damage the chainrings.

    True, perhaps a ram woudl be an useful addon.

    > Much better to deal with the driver…

    Agreed, but some of us do not have that imposing stature when we finally manage to stand up from our trikes. Besides is not one of the underlying reasons for this whole incident that the driver feels invulnerable inside his big heavy metal cage. And you standing up outside it does not help as long as he is able to just press the pedal to get out of there.

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  9. Dave

    …however I got his plate. …

    My gosh, you did get close, why don´t you offer to sell it back to him 😉

  10. Brad

    A similar thing happened to me when I lived in Cambridge. A foreign national in a Volvo estate car tried very hard to run me into a ditch and then chased me all the way back to the MRC office where I worked.

    That evening, I nipped ’round to the local constabulary with the license number and description, and they were quite keen to knock him up and have a quiet word on acceptable behavior.

  11. You know I’ve been thinking for a long time about a website to register such wankers. Anyone could do so and post pics if they had them. Once a car is in there people could add additional incidents and comments maybe even the wankers name. The site could get real popular with the cops and prosecutors citing precedence. Somehow if it became popular I suspect that drivers would return to an unusual form of politeness. Maybe it could start with bikers posting their run ins?

  12. Do as they do in South Africa install a flame thrower on your trike ;-). http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDrzMGdYWZc

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