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by Alec Muffett

Slimming photos with HP digital cameras

It’s early. My vocabulary is not up to much. So I’ll just say “this is an abomination” and leave it at that.

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Slimming photos with HP digital cameras

They say cameras add ten pounds, but HP digital cameras can help reverse that effect. The slimming feature, available on select HP digital camera models, is a subtle effect that can instantly trim off pounds from the subjects in your photos!

With the slimming feature, anyone can appear more slender-instantly.

  • The effect is subtle-subjects still look like themselves
  • Can be adjusted for a more dramatic effect
  • See a before and after version, then decide which to keep

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Comments

6 responses to “Slimming photos with HP digital cameras”

  1. bartb
    Is there a reverse setting?

    So you can use it to make fashion models look like real people?

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  2. Mel
    re: Slimming photos with HP digital cameras

    This is what the human race uses its ingenuity and resources to create. Makes you wonder what we could do if we decided to, oh I don’t know, end war or solve world hunger, something like that.

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  3. Robin Wilton
    re: Slimming photos with HP digital cameras

    Or, as Jimmy Carr pointed out, if the camera adds 10 lbs, the solution is presumably to stop eating them…

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  4. alecm
    re: Slimming photos with HP digital cameras

    Brad Blumenthal highlighted that this will do nothing to improve the look of double-chins…

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  5. bartb
    re: Slimming photos with HP digital cameras

    Someone get one of these, take a picture of someone, invoke the slimming incantation, print the picture. Lather, rinse, repeat.

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  6. bartb
    re: Slimming photos with HP digital cameras

    Erghm, of course the intermediate step “take picture of the print-out” needs to be included.

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