Simon Phipps IMed me last night with DearNSA – I wonder if someone’s reinvented the USENET Oracle in a new format?

DearNSA

Q: Boxers or briefs?
A: That is NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. Sheesh.

Q: I gotta know, are they natural or implants?
A: We cannot reveal information that might jeopardize our information gathering methodologies.

Q: My wife suggested that I get this new haircut, how does it look?
A: It’s fine — but what’s up with the pedicure?

Q: Where’s Waldo?
A: We’re still looking, but you can trust that we’re following up on many excellent leads.

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