from bullet:

<Ford Prefect> “Customers who order a transtec drive or a pack of data cartridges order until 18th December will receive a 1000g original Dresdner stollen cake as a bonus.”

<xencat> mmm stollen

<xencat> well if you don’t want it I’ll have it

<Ford Prefect> But then you’d be in receipt of stollen goods

<xencat> Ford, that’s your best joke in ages.