Well I’ve not done one of these postings for a while, but the last two week’s crop has been rather high in the weirdness stakes, and so here’s a (edited for weirdness) list of search-engine queries which have landed on this weblog in the past two weeks. I’ve annotated a handful of them

• shagging woods – “as if i would know anything about that.”
• evil squirrel
• “21 Nov 1974” world news – [news.bbc.co.uk] says this was a Birmingham Pub Bomb
• build it your self aluuminum boats
• explorer 1500h owners manual
• welsh home decorating
• Asda injunction 24hr – i have no idea what brought this on
• jesse off toaster
• westeren union in iraq address – nor this
• Bbc rockface – did it flop? – nor this
• guys exercising, photo album
• “cultural differences” banana – surrealism?
• brendan gormley berkeley
• articles in The Sun about ASBOs
• blogs de biz
• How to get rid of Dog Stinkhorn fungus – maybe “eat it” would be a viable suggestion, I dunno…
• blob detection source code
• SECRET CODE ACCESS SKODA OCTAVIA
• rice cooking brummm – “pour the rice into your radiator, drive for 40 miles at 70MPH, …”
• punic war
• crying at nipple – pardon?
• Cillit Bang Ingredients
• americans in bromyard
• bright house networks snmp community string
• “threw her leg over the steering wheel”
• red cross baby orphanage bangkok – ?
• 6GB mini pink ipod in woodland or davis
• jpeg woman affair – “…as if i would know anything about that…”
• boss me-10 effects manual download
• how to overlay autoroute and google earth
• “Knife Stand”
• communist linux advert – what would ESR say?
• What is the name of the eldest girl in The Railway Children?
• bathroom mirrors swing n vue
• prejudices – sluts
• bbs recap bold and beautiful June 2005
• “Whit Diffie” “Alec Muffett” Julian – need to ask Whit if he’s been out east
• cat staring – “yes, they do.”
• andrew blackburn wildflowers
• “girls on either side of me”
• expanding risk sealant polycell
• gossip Thailand work culture disfunctional productivity
• murderous thoughts
• welsh sluts – “nope, can’t say I remember any…”
• dealing with woodworm frimley green – drop them in Farnborough town centre
• 97 Ford Explorer fuelcap warning
• shagging in a car – …um…
• oil rig engineers in venezuela “@msn.com” 2005
• articles about engagement – “avoid it unless you’re really really certain.”
• how to scare people
• circumvent fingerprint logon thinkpad
• idea for a short story
• images of the cruxifiction
• bill heinecke thailand
• ewan mcgregor nude photos – “ick.”
• riga drinking blog – never been there, no idea why someone was looking here…
• desk mate 2005 ulock key
• mushroom identification courses in wiltshire – and this one is actually bang-on perfectly accurate and explicable, because I wrote-up Fred’s course.