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by Alec Muffett

On Biscuits: a toddler translation table

  • Square Biscuit: half a shortbread finger
  • Round Biscuit: digestive
  • Heart Biscuit: Jammy Dodger with heart design
  • Chocolate Biscuit: chocolate digestive
  • Big Square Biscuit: half a Ryvita
  • Crunchy: Pringle
  • Red Crunchy: half a miniature Daim bar
  • Toast: bread
  • Toast: toast
  • Daddy Biscuit: anything other than the above which is therefore inedible

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